This post is rather short. In fact, all I really have to say, is that the Minties "artist" "Jeremy" really needs to get his act together, and make some more Mintie wrapper cartoons. Here follows a list of circumstances that fit the slogan "It's moments like these you need Minties"...
1. People sitting around a television, watching the election result and seeing Kevin Rudd won the damn thing.
2. A bunyip has eaten a dog (in which instance, he needs to freshen his breath).
3. MacGuyver has made a helicopter out of string, a stocking with holes in it, and a broken DVD player, and has adbucted your Mum.
4. You come out of the tattooist with 54 stars on your face, claiming to have fallen asleep, only to later withdraw the statement, and admit to actually being so stupid as to want 54 stars on your face.
5. You realise you've run out of Minties.
So get to it, Jeremy! I've done the hard work for you!
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